Congratulations on your new small Balder, Loki! He is shy, but seems to like you. The best thing to do now would be to gently pet his head and reassure him that everything is okay.
Look what you did! Now small Balder is bleeding and crying! You’re an ass, Loki!
You look like you’re feeling guilty. You should! Get some bandages for small Balder and gently-
This is even worse. I give up.
Clearly I should re-consider becoming a children’s book illustrator. Imagine all the young minds I could traumatize with my borderline microphilia stories. Marvel does not actually hold any responsibility for my depravity, but we can thank this image for giving me ideas.