Jesus take the wheel.
Hold me like the river Jordan
I should fucking bake
Tag your bloody porn mate, there could be children in the room.
(via flyingambulist)
(via kidkold)
When I put you on my plate,
You never seem enough.
Yet when half of you I’ve ate,
I’m already feeling stuffed.
(via solidmx)
I love all my followers.
Here, have some of my graduation cake!
We have a ton leftover, so eat all you want! :D
(via thatonelesbianyouknow)
There is no chocolate on Asgard, so when Loki and Thor try it for the first time on Midgard (in different circumstances, of course), they love it so much they both become totally addicted to it.
And then they spread it all over their bodies when they have hot gay sex.
ARTISTIC INSPIRATION!

CYA LATER I GOTTA ART RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!